"Two Million Pets"


My new home's got one million rats
So I bought one million cats
Now I've got two million pets
And no money to buy them snacks

Tried to get out but there were
Cats on the porch, rats in my face

My new home's got one million rats
So I bought one million cats
Now I've got two million pets
And no money to buy them snacks

Tried to escape but there were
Rats by the door, cats on the window

My new home's got one million rats
So I bought one million cats
Now I've got two million pets
And no money to buy them snacks

I tried to leave but there were
Cats on the floor, rats in my skin